Dear cleaning lady,
I promise you, the syringes, alcohol wipes, and Band-Aids you may find in the trash can in our hotel room in no way means anything illegal went on here this past week. Well, nothing I suppose besides the forks we stole from the breakfast buffet. But that's it. Scout's honor. Please don't report us.
Signed,
Someone with a sore bum {and a thankful heart}.
No comments:
Post a Comment